Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. Please proceed!. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. No? I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. Otherwise, all bets are off. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. I was dirt poor in the great depression. he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. Thanks, he says again. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Of course we do, Clint says and grins. Clint totally called it. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. Betty ringed the bell. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? TtH Story Never Have I Ever - tthfanfic.org Better?. Work Search: Better known as MJ. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." Yeah, Tony sighs out and nips lightly at Clint's lips. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? Other than someone on the team.. Peter, how did you even manage that?" Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. Work Search: I say putting my hands in the air defensive. Stupid Sally. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. +. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. Ned It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. I'll be here. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. Wait. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. He was technically not lying, right? Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. After the serum. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. Ow. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. Tony said. Like you really thought it wasn't going to happen at some point. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. I don't know which one you want.. How are you with spanking, though?. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. I m'n yes. #spideypool Nope, not telling. 3. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." So, what's this, then? Clint asks and smiles. Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). It was great to see you again Nat! Tony just shrugs with a tilted smile. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. It's going to be a hell of a ride. Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. Because I do. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. Never Have I Ever (TV) - Works | Archive of Our Own She knew, obviously. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. Maybe he should've done this while clothed. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). How will she react? Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. 1. I did? We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. Please consider turning it on! None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. Enjoy! I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. Parley Stories - Wattpad Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. So I miss the sex.. I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". No! Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS] - NEVER HAVE I EVER - Wattpad Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. as well as tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". #marvel Yeah, Im with Vision. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. #tonystark Now it's my turn.". All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. I don't think so.. Never Have I Ever. Wade explained. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. Ben's first time hanging out with Paxton and Trent after 3x6. Im not judging your choice in venue.. She is here to pick up Peter for their date that e seems to have not remembered." Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? 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She lets him. "Peter!" No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. Everything's floaty and his mouth tastes like what Jim Beam smells like, and Nat's let him snuggle up against her for the better part of an hour. Pete, that means youre up! 374 guests Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. #starktower Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. #fieldtrip Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. There's one problem. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. I smell a demi, Brucie. So after a mission, I y'know.. 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. "How?" She took a shot. "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. He's not good with relationships. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. So we going for it, then? Clint asks, feeling way too hopeful. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. It tickles. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. Okay. "Peter! Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. "Okay, we're pausing, Peter, what in the actual fuck?" The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Yes? "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. Don't screw up.". And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. Clint groans. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. So you're not running away? Clint hears himself say after, when he thinks he's about to take a nap. Abe was next. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. Tony and Clint share a look. Please consider turning it on! But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. You learn stuff about each other.. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. Requests open again! I like dames well enough, it's not that. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. No! Tony snorts. ! They all seemed to collectively cry. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. Spider-man And The Avengers One-Shots - Never Have I Ever So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? Seriously. Tony said. The thought is kind of baffling. You didn't tell me this!" We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Ey! Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. Anyways, guys, MJ. And they were all wrong. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Good night, everyone.. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Dad yells and I shake my head. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. You mentioned that.. #pp "Never have I ever kissed a guy." "What? Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. That. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. Nn. Yeah, okay, no. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. kind of way. Nat and Wanda took drinks. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. Seriously Tony? The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. I Dare you to say the Truth. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. Doesn't erase the question. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? Mmm. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. Tony, it's three in the morning. T'challa questions and we all shift around. Never have I ever filmed myself or had someone else film me having sex, Rhodey said looking directly at Tony. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. Matt said. " They always did one dumb ass thing for his birthday each year. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? Tony?. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. I like sex. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. What if they asked about being robbed? Fancy that., What? Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. What the HELL?' Home again by CadenceIX, a good post endgame story with a less than ideal situation for peter as his friends have all aged up. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. It's a weird, stiff laugh. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. He likes tzatziki. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. Thor Odinson